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No, you wear weird clothes to go around and tell the neighbors that you’re a child rapist. I just try and make things FUN.



This is because you were bad. This is because you didn’t clean your room. This is because you didn’t go to Grandma’s funeral.  This is because you put my Santa outfit in the wash and now only this beast can fit into it.

emo animal pictures

I still haven’t even decided on my costume for this year.  It’s between happy, stable, productive member of society and suicidal douchebag.  It’ll probably be the latter, because I can just walk out of the house wearing what I’m wearing now.