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It’s always 4:20 somewhere, right?  Even if it’s not.

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It’s just me, and I came for the food.

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I am not kidding. Leave right now and google it.  Leave this site and never ever come back. Please. It’s not worth it and it makes me self-concious, and self-concious means that I see everything, and none of it is good. None of it.  So someone should make some money.

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It’s so small, but it collects so much dust.

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Twilight wasn’t emo enough.

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Maybe I wasn’t being shy and stupid and anti-social, you know, maybe I was just being me. Maybe this is who I am. Maybe I’m smarter than you, maybe I know how harsh the world is, how much it’s out to get us, and maybe THAT’S why I don’t want to go out with your friends.

I’ll be in my room.

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It’s behind me! Soon it’ll be behind you! Soon it will chase the world and chase me and chase everything we have until it chases the world up into itself and POP gone.

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This is because you were bad. This is because you didn’t clean your room. This is because you didn’t go to Grandma’s funeral.  This is because you put my Santa outfit in the wash and now only this beast can fit into it.

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IN A MALL!  AND YOU’RE JUST GOING TO SIT THERE AND SAY THANK YOU?! WHY DO YOU THINK I GAVE THIS TO YOU?  IT WASN’T FOR A FUCKING THANK YOU. FUCK.

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Let’s fake exercise and then fake join a fake rock band and then fake play sports and fake kill ourselves.

WAIT, that last one?  Let’s do that last one for real.