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I was an extra.  A stand-in.  A third wheel to give them the illusion of stability, when really?  A bicycle rides just as well as a tricycle. Tricycles are for kids.

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We wanted to be mid-coitus when you walked in. We timed it wrong. Sorry. Redo?

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It’s like she popped out of a cake and told me: “HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I wish you had never been born.”

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Guilty that I don’t feel a goddamned thing.

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Now you get me out of this box and then you get THE FUCK out of my apartment.

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It’s not even a game anymore if you’re cheating.  It’s something else.