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This particular monster can read minds, you see. He knows every thought, he can feel every emotion. Oh yes, I did forget something, didn’t I? I forgot to introduce you to the monster. This is the monster. His name is Captain Kitty Mittens. He’s six months old, with a cute little kitty face. But when those eyes look at you, you’d better start thinking emo thoughts, because the mind behind them is absolutely in charge. This is the Emo Zone.

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It’s just me, and I came for the food.

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Twilight wasn’t emo enough.

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A cute, fluffy, oh-god-I-just-want-to-pet-you, OH-NO-DON’T-CRUSH-ME asshole.

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And so no, I don’t need to borrow your pen.  Goodbye.

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And we said we would never let it happen again.

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Because sometimes beds become graves.

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But look on the brightside: this cupcake is chocolate.

I’m allergic to chocolate.

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I’m not erasing what’s happened. Nothing can erase what’s happened. I’m just putting a period on it.  I’m just making sure it doesn’t run on.

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Hardboiled is how I answer next time.  God, I hope to GOD there isn’t a next time.