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Category Archives: Consumerism

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It’s so small, but it collects so much dust.

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This is because you were bad. This is because you didn’t clean your room. This is because you didn’t go to Grandma’s funeral.  This is because you put my Santa outfit in the wash and now only this beast can fit into it.

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IN A MALL!  AND YOU’RE JUST GOING TO SIT THERE AND SAY THANK YOU?! WHY DO YOU THINK I GAVE THIS TO YOU?  IT WASN’T FOR A FUCKING THANK YOU. FUCK.

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Let’s fake exercise and then fake join a fake rock band and then fake play sports and fake kill ourselves.

WAIT, that last one?  Let’s do that last one for real.

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Fox News and Spice.

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I still haven’t even decided on my costume for this year.  It’s between happy, stable, productive member of society and suicidal douchebag.  It’ll probably be the latter, because I can just walk out of the house wearing what I’m wearing now.