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Monthly Archives: August 2008

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I’ve got an idea, guys: Let’s all get paid half of what we’re worth, live on an income where we have to struggle to survive, do the same thing all day everyday surrounded by people we despise, and then eventually, die unfulfilled and completely alone. Sound fun?

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This post is not tagged with “DENIAL.”  This is not denial, I am not in denial, this is real.  I have moved on.

I would tag this post with “TRUTH” but it seems silly to have a tag for just one post.

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I did everything you asked, I did everything you expected, I DID EVERYTHING THE WORLD EXPECTED, and now, with the world watching, I find myself just waiting.  I’m waiting for someone to tell me good job.  I’m waiting for someone to nod, and shrug, and explain the punchline to me.

If the punchline has to be explained, it is not a good joke.  ARE YOU LISTENING, GOD?  You Dane Cook level hack.

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Please tell me it isn’t.  Please tell me it is.  Please tell me something.

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I was an extra.  A stand-in.  A third wheel to give them the illusion of stability, when really?  A bicycle rides just as well as a tricycle. Tricycles are for kids.

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And the L33t has become the newb.

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Please forget me.

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This way, I’ll always be a kitten.

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I’m worried that it’s not worth it.  That one day I’ll be eating something, swallow it the wrong way, and choke.  Where a normal person would just spit it back up, my body will have trained itself to suppress those urges.  I’m worried that I’ll die, and it won’t even matter, because no matter how I try, you’re still AT BEST just a little better than apathetic.  And god, I’m trying so hard.

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We wanted to be mid-coitus when you walked in. We timed it wrong. Sorry. Redo?