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Invisible Huge Cock

Adam Dorsey — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 10:00:52 +0000

This is what I tell myself. That if it ever happens, if it’s ever more than just me in this room alone, then it will be huge, it will be, but that right now it’s just… invisible.

DRIVE YOURSELF

Adam Dorsey — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 10:00:40 +0000

But I need to go to the Piggly Wiggly…

I’M JUST A PIECE OF TRASH

Adam Dorsey — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 22:23:05 +0000

This one reminds me of that One Headlight song, if it wasn’t performed by someone who was only famous because their dad was famous.

Whatever shape you arrange them in

Adam Dorsey — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 10:14:08 +0000

Try as hard as you want to, you can’t make something soft and delicious last for ever. PLEASE KEEP TRYING.

TEH FUTURE

Adam Dorsey — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 10:10:12 +0000

Hate thrusters engage.

SANTA CAT

Adam Dorsey — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 10:00:57 +0000

No, you wear weird clothes to go around and tell the neighbors that you’re a child rapist. I just try and make things FUN.

DOGGYSTYLE

Adam Dorsey — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 10:00:30 +0000

All the while, we do it doggystyle.

Hitchhiker Cat

Adam Dorsey — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 10:00:09 +0000

I figure I can get famous and make a buck and get a ride, all at the same time. Nice, right?

COME OUT?

Adam Dorsey — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 10:00:10 +0000

Sometimes a lie can be as good as the truth and sometimes the truth just hurts. LIE.

Tonight’s Story

Adam Dorsey — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 10:00:47 +0000

This particular monster can read minds, you see. He knows every thought, he can feel every emotion. Oh yes, I did forget something, didn’t I? I forgot to introduce you to the monster. This is the monster. His name is Captain Kitty Mittens. He’s six months old, with a cute little kitty face. But when those eyes look at you, you’d better start thinking emo thoughts, because the mind behind them is absolutely in charge. This is the Emo Zone.